| *cue long boring chatlog
You have just entered room "chat11737676513085920660."
[Jump foward 5 minutes of me lurking]
aimuser123456969: SO HAY GHUYS I WENT TO DIS SOCCAR GAME DA OTHER DAY
RITE THEN I SAW THEM TOUCHIN EACHOTHER RITE SO IT MAED ME FELL FUNNY SO
I WENT AND STARTED TOUCHING DEM AND SHITE AND GOT ARRESTED!! WTF?!
[Jump Forward 2 minutes]
aimuser123456969: WEHN A WAS A LITTLE KID AND SHIT LIKE 12 RITE I FOUND
DIS KITTY DAT MAH BROThER SHIOT WITH A .22 RITE SO I WAS PLAYING WIT
TEH DEAD KITY AND I STARTED RUBBIN MY PENUZ ON IT CUZ I USE TO DO DAT
TO STUFF CUZ I WAS ATISTIC ORE SOMETHIN
Person1: yum
aimuser123456969: AND DEN MAH PENUZ WAS SLIDIN ON ITS FUR AND SHIT WIT
MAGGOTS DEN MAH PENUZ WENT INTO DA BULLET WHOLE AND I HUMPED DA CAT
TILL I FELT FUNNY AND PEED ON MYSELFAND DA CAT PS- I ATE DA CAT LaTER
LOL
Person1: **********
Person2: who is this kid
[Jump Forward a few more minutes...]
aimuser123456969: HAY GHUYS SO WHEN I WAS LITTLE I GOT INTO MAH DADS
PORN DRAWER RITE THEN I FOUND DIS MOVIE CALLED "BUTTER DOGS"
aimuser123456969: SO I WATCHED IT RITE AND SO LATER I PUT PEANUT
BUTTER ON MY BALLS AND HAD MAH DOG LIKE IT OFF RITE SO THEN I WANTED TO
Person1: me too
Person1: holy shit!
aimuser123456969: RETURN THE FAVOR RITE SO I GRABBED HIS PENUZ AND IT
GOT ALL RED AND HARD RITE SO I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH RITE AND THEN
AFTER A MINUTE
aimuser123456969: IT GOT ALL BIG AND CHOKED ME AND AND I PASSED OUT DEN LATER I WOKE UP FEELING GREASY YA KNOW
Hey, that wasn't too long. And hopefully not too boring. Note that
there were over ten people in the chat room most times and that 1 or 2
people in there were people I knew. Well, as much as you can know a
screen name.
Most of the chat wasn't worth posting, and it would've been a bitch to edit out those names.
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